Good Grief Charlie Brown
It's been too long. What has happened since I last blessed the Internets with my insufferable obnoxiousness?
Let's see.
We put our house on the market. We're now "under contract" which is good news.
I've been working my ass off, like literally. I have no butt anymore, it's still at work, yes even on Memorial Day Weekend.
My son is almost a year old, which means it's been around a year since I've seen my old bandmates. (Sorry guys, I'm a forgetful jerk).
I'm contemplating stopping Smother altogether after a decade.
All of my music equipment is packed away in a storage unit and I'm bummed.
Our new house is closer to being done.
I did a webinar about blogging ironically enough.
I need a haircut wicked bad.
My neighbors are assholes.
I quit being a vegetarian and went to consuming animals, which is a decision I constantly anguish over.
My fantasy baseball team(s) are doing moderately good.
Skinny Puppy is playing the 9:30 Club again and I think I might go with my brothers.
I got a fucking speeding ticket and the cop told me that the guy next to me was speeding too but I was "going faster".
Terrorists hate my freedom.
The Food Network is amazing but "House Hunters" is the most addictive show NOT to have a Season Pass on my Tivo.
I need to get in shape wicked bad.
I will NOT be seeing either Spiderman 3 or Pirates 3, both look like epic wastes of time.
Sinead O'Connor was pretty hot even as a bald girl.
Kurt Russell should always wear an eyepatch.
I'm contemplating wearing an eyepatch for a week and refusing to tell anyone, including my wife, why.
A house burned down right behind my house a couple of months ago.
I still bite my fingernails.
I still want to learn how to play guitar and piano.
I am still the laziest son of a bitch on the planet.
I had a really bad allergy attack a while ago and I still get mad sinus pressure.
I often wonder if I should quit it all and start a bar that will directly compete with Jaxx in Springfield.
I also wonder if a good year as a heroin junkie would be fruit for my soul.
I can't believe The Metal Guy is already having another kid--I'm not ready for Kid #2 yet.
At the Gates and Snot may be two of the most underappreciated bands from my younger years.
I'm still surprised that there aren't any real Snot clones out there speaking of that awesome band.
The Democrats are fucking pussies.
Well, I think that about does it for my summary of me.