For Sooth, I Will Runneth You Through
Wow, no one should ever watch porn next to sword dude. I never knew I could read an article and stumble upon this gem:
"Neighbor says Van Iveren held him at sword-point, demanding proof he was alone"
Plus it's also amazing that his last name has "Van" in it, which pretty much proves that he's a Count or something royal-ish.