The Moral of the Story is if You Do Something Illegal, Change the Fucking Law
Yeah I'll agree this manic quick-tongued dude zefrank is pretty funny. Since I'm certain Republican wonks have no one that is more funny, I will say that this guy wins. What he wins? I don't know.
Regardless, today is a day to celebrate. Because it's another hallmark day for our President. Yeah despite the whole Supreme Court ruling. Because it continues that he can do something illegal and then ask Congress to change the law when it's discovered (or ruled even) that he's broken the law or pushed the boundary. Hey ain't that grand!
But I'm pretty sure that the Supreme Court ruling about Gitmo military tribunals has so many holes inside of it that it will clearly be rectified by a bent over Congress who seem more interested in handing over their own power to the President than doing that whole balance of power thing. Oops is that an anti-conservative thing to do? Of course it is. But we haven't seen real conservatives in Congress in a long time. I'm sorry Arlen, but you can't go questioning the President, when you're ready to just give him what he wants anyway. How fucking pathetic.
I'm convinced with the recent attention to such important topics as flag burning, gay marriage, and non-binding resolutions about how America is awesome and that soldiers are great along with the one currently being debated about a certain media outlet and how awful they are. Despite you know, that Bush actually talked about doing what the New York Times said they were doing. Besides in a world where we shouldn't require trigger locks (BECAUSE ITS A SLIPPERY FUCKING SLOPE SOON THEY MAY REQUIRE YOU NOT TO SHOOT AT PEOPLE ANYMORE!) and where North Korea is admonished by Bush about maybe launching a test missle that could deliver a nuclear payload, who can have time to separate powers and balance stuff?
Bill Clinton got a blow job after all. And not from his wife mind you. Bush has perfected the art of stealing elections! whoohoo Katherine Harris! Go Blackwell it's your birfday (sorry that sounds like what a token black GOPer would say unlike your own admission that abortion rights lead to the genocide of your race which you so vehemently support), I meant "birthday", gosh! But Bush has done a stellar job of cleaning up that White House and bringing it back to the Nixon-ian rank of criminal stench like 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue deserves. Oops I almost forgot the media tells me that Bush did not steal the election so I must go bury my head in the sand with everyone else.