Smother the Book
I just stumbled upon Lulu.com which allows you to self-publish your own book. You can get a hard-cover book with color for pretty cheap and you don't have to order a ton--you could make it, upload it, tweak the artwork, all of that, and just buy ONE for yourself. Plus you can sell them and make a commission on your sales and what-not. Sort of like Cafepress but more specialized. So I guess I should get working on that cookbook, screenplay, and Smother the book.