Kitty vs. Blinds: The Sequel
The scene.
5:30am.
My bedroom.
The players.
Myself playing myself
Jack Tripper playing Morning Terrorizer
Scene 1, Act 1:
BANG! Down come the blinds as Jack Tripper bounces on them to peer outside at the rising sunlight of dawn. Jason jumps out of bed screaming expletives and explosively stomps after Jack Tripper. Tripper runs down the stairs at lightning break-neck speed hiding under a couch. Jason screams more curses then remorsefully walks up the stairs. Muttering curses under his breath he places the blinds precariously back in place though the plastic element that holds them is broken. He jumps back into bed and wakes up two hours later.
Later that day he looks at the blinds in his computer room only to discover that a certain cat has decided to gnaw on the side of them producing small piercings throughout the sides of them. Rattled he allows a few more curses to come out and then resigns to slam his head through the wall.