Country Life in Italy, Retired Style
My wife has recently been saying how amazing (!) it would be to retire to Italy. She suggests this little home. I second that, as long as I can have DirecTV and high-speed Internet (PORN DOESN'T CUM SLOW BITCHES!) so that I can pay attention to baseball and other fun things in 'merica. Actually I don't know what else I'd miss from America. Maybe the ease of speech but other than that...I'll struggle. Between this villa, my son's college fund, and our overall retirement I guess I need to kick some butt at work and finally break the $100k barrier. Soon enough...
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I rather like the copius amounts of booze they have stocked up next to that "kitchen fireplace"... and what do you need a kitchen fireplace for, anyway?
Posted by: normally | May 29, 2006 01:06 PM